Thanks. Any chance you could show a before/after of your resume?

Wow. I'm floored. Thanks for your response. I'll keep it in mind.

Thanks for your reply. I'll look into it.

Thank you.

If, by "non-trivial," you mean NP-hard, I agree. :-)

I was trying to be vague so as not to give hints to those interested in trying the challenge. Evidently, I am utterly guileless.

Given the number of combinatorial optimization problems that are NP-hard, I don't think that gives anything away to anyone who doesn't already know what you're talking about.

Thanks. I appreciate the suggestion.

Moving is on the table.

Thanks. I appreciate this, and I'll be following up later.

I'm at the point where, if I had an offer with a relocation package in the Bay area, I'd be there. Thanks for your suggestion.

The posters further down have it exactly right. It was one part joke, one part showing that I read programming blogs, and one part "yes, I really do know how to program, unlike people who fail FizzBuzz."