Why can't we simply admit to the jealous world of corporate wanna-be lions (i.e. pussycats) that we are the creme de la creme and they are not. We are always smarter, faster, stronger, and more sexy. We have more fun and self-esteem. We are on top of the evolutionary and social ladder. We are the gold standard. And we troll them down on their hate-blogs while we compile our next cash cow.