That does not look very ORMish to me. It might return objects. But isn't one point of an ORM that you tell the ORM which data you want and not what SQL query to send to the DB?
Also Dapper fan. I like mapping into objects without code generation and complicated queries are easier to write compared to LINQ if familiar with actual SQL. Only thing I really don't like is bulk inserts as it will do one statement per object. You can still use both Dapper and LINQ at same time but it might confuse others.
jOOQ. Not really an ORM, but handles the tedium of mapping results to an object while letting me write type checked SQL. IMO, it is the best solution for dealing with an RDBMS. I wish every language had a jOOQ equivalent.