Nice parodi, but besides the (huge) costs of switching, Esperanto (with an Ascii character set rather than the the current (Polish?) letters) would properly be better by far than English.
At least we would have no more grammar fights - the entirety of Esperanto grammar is significantly shorter than the linked article.
I'm pretty sure I've seen poetry in Lojban which is specifically design for lack of ambiguity. YMMV, but it's possible to have poetry without ambiguity in my opinion.
At least we would have no more grammar fights - the entirety of Esperanto grammar is significantly shorter than the linked article.
And don't worry, you would still have Wikipedia [http://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/].
As for Klingon, well I guess that remains a pipedream.