Oh yea, I remember that. Everyone should read that!

So uh, adapted into the book?

As in "I'm the mad scientist and I'll write a book containing my evil phrases". For specific definitions of "mad" and "evil", of course.

(Oops, that's the mobile formatted version. Normal version: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_M...)