The fear I have is that it seems like I'm being critical, and I certainly don't intend that. You clearly have thought about this, frankly probably more than I have. We just disagree, and honestly its fairly minor for the most part.

In any case, lets not be these ladies if our kids ever do have a party together:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/223360/saturday-night-live-corn-sy...

Although if we were these ladies, who would be who?