Use the right tablet. You can't expect to buy a PC then complain that you can't run a MacOS application on it, that would mean you bought the wrong machine.
You need Flash? Various Android devices and the Touchpad both have Flash. You need the screen to face you? Every tablet has a stand you can use. Personally I cross my legs then tuck my tablet behind my knee. You need to type quickly? Almost every real tablet has bluetooth where you can pair a keyboard.
If you need something the iPad doesn't offer, then stop using an iPad and actually find a tablet that offers the functionality you need. They exist. If you need something that no tablet offers, then buy a laptop and stop bitching. Motorcycles coexist with pickup trucks because they're built for different needs.
You need Flash? Various Android devices and the Touchpad both have Flash. You need the screen to face you? Every tablet has a stand you can use. Personally I cross my legs then tuck my tablet behind my knee. You need to type quickly? Almost every real tablet has bluetooth where you can pair a keyboard.
If you need something the iPad doesn't offer, then stop using an iPad and actually find a tablet that offers the functionality you need. They exist. If you need something that no tablet offers, then buy a laptop and stop bitching. Motorcycles coexist with pickup trucks because they're built for different needs.