To start your car please look into camera and repeat: "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"

Aaargh20318 · 2026-07-07T21:14:35

Don’t forget to drink a verification can.

ColdStream · 2026-07-08T00:23:53

Yep... gets a little less funny every year as it comes closer to reality.

dzhiurgis · 2026-07-08T10:40:39

You going to hate this, but Tesla is adding facial recognition to start self driving. Whether it is to identify driver age, identify correct kid at school pickup, stop doll heads from attentiveness check bypass or determine license holder - you gotta admit it makes sense.

altern8 · 2026-07-07T21:33:34

Brawndo is what your body craves. It's got electrolytes!

olyjohn · 2026-07-07T21:44:19

You mean that it's got what plants crave.

altern8 · 2026-07-07T21:57:56

Yes of course. What else would you give plants, water out the toilet!?

ProllyInfamous · 2026-07-07T23:53:30

This one goes in your mouth. This one goes in your butt.

Or was it the other way around?

DeluluDon · 2026-07-07T21:15:30

"Doritos™ just Dew™ it™!"

snapetom · 2026-07-07T21:26:35

This driving session brought to you by your friends at PepsiCo. There's a Buc-ee's on your route. Would you like to add a stop to grab a cool refreshing 44 oz Mountain Dew Code Red?

kevin_thibedeau · 2026-07-07T22:59:49

I'm going to Taco Bell for some fine dining. Let them know I want a chilled bottle of Baja Blast waiting upon arrival.

King-Aaron · 2026-07-08T01:29:49

Uh oh! Your vehicle subscription level doesn't include [BRAND]. Please tap the brake pedal twice to upgrade your subscription to Silverpremium for an additional $14.99 per month.

snapetom · 2026-07-08T03:13:29

God dammit, yes I have Silverpremium. What the hell? Oh, us-east-1 is down.

Damn, I felt so sad typing that. If us 90's internet builders knew what we were pushing the world towards, I think many of us would have quit and become farmers.