Which they would be anyway since PayPal isn’t a bank and isn’t FDIC insured.

They allow you to open PayPal.com on any web browser. Running Windows/macOS/Linux is basically identical to a rooted Android phone (you have local admin rights, you can modify and automate the browser, and can run unsigned code).

No, no... In 2026, all footguns are banned. Even in programming, so if something allows a footgun, it's banned now.

Apparently the world can't adult and be responsible for their actions, or people believe in that.